Goblin Attack

feels empty

This game is empty. Just so damn empty. I got everything on the prestige upgrades on my first prestige. 100 minutes of play, then a night sleep it gave me some more gains while I was offline. And that got me everything. Despite that, I still have over 60 achievements to go, most of which are things like "Do this on different days, log in each day, do this 7 days in a row." Deliberately made to pad out the play time and force daily average users up, artificially. They have to do this, because the game itself doesn't do it alone. I usually fill out a bunch of paragraphs talking about the game... but there isn't a game to talk about. Your character shoots roughly in the direction of where you last clicked and he walks. ... No really, that's it. There's upgrades for passive income. I don't know why it calls it that, because the whole damn game is passive income. Eventually you upgrade to an archer on a horse, to a carriage pulled by horses, to a bigger carriage pulled by more horses to.... a building magically moving on it's own and the horses are gone... Where'd the horses go? You get a bonus for consistently killing enemies... but there's no way to improve your killing, the upgrades only increase your money. The enemies die in one hit. Some take multiple hits, but they go down quick when you fire multiple arrows. There are abilities, these abilities are worthless because you're killing everything instantly. Why do these abilities even exist? I get the feeling this game was meant to have more... it doesn't. It has nothing. People will say it's cheap, but I'd recommend against it if it were free. It wastes your time, there's no resource more precious than that. Time should be well spent playing better games. If you want a quick semi idle game with a bow, I recommend this one instead: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2905170/Magic_Archery/ You can complete every achievement in under an hour. I've played it multiple times to beat my time. My fastest is 44 minutes. This is a game that respects players time, it's far more enjoyable. Whereas "Goblin Attack" is trash. I'd be less harsh toward the game if the achievements weren't so heinous. Play the game 7 days in a row? Complete every quest 10 different days. Developer, I was done with your game in 100 minutes. If you're going to demand I play for longer, make more game to play. Thanks for reading, or skipping to the end. Whether or not you agree with me, have a lovely day. Update: 14 idle hours later, still don't have all the achievements, game is still a load of ♥♥♥♥♥♥' ♥♥♥♥.